Preorder. Ships 4th quarter 2006. Limited to 500 pieces.The 12" P.T. Ermey figure includes:
Authentic R. Lee Ermey likeness
Fully articulated body with 30+ points of articulation
USMC Sweatshirt, pants, and boots
Accessories include:
Campaign Hat
Full-size whistle for your own motivational purposes
12" figure display stand with a print of the USMC logo
Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey reporting for duty!
AUDIO SCRIPT:
PT is good for you, PT is good for me. Pain is weakness leaving the body. U-rah.
Get on your face and start pushing.
I expect 110% right now, or I will drive your dick in the dirt.
Were you born that fat, or did you have to eat your entire family to achieve those results?
Cellulite!
Well any day sweetheart! That's right, don't make any effort. I mean, don't bother to go the extra mile, scumbag.
You've got enough blubber hanging off of your fat frame to feed a family of Eskimos for a week.
Put some gas into it, numbnuts. You move slower than old people %*^*.
Why are you effecting the quality of my life?
You disgust me, you unorganized pile of grabastic ^**&!
I'll PT you until you die
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